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10,000
B.C.
A Film by Roland Emmerich (Godzilla 1998, Independence Day,
Stargate)

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D’Leh
(Steven Strait), a young mammoth hunter of the
Yagahl Tribe, is the son of a hunter that abandoned
the village. It was also at this time that D’Leh
witnessed the mysterious arrival of Evolet (Camilla
Belle), a young girl with bright blue eyes who
prompts a prophecy from the wise old woman of the
tribe, Old Mother, of “ four legged demons” coming
to their land during the last mammoth hunt to occur
years later. D’Leh falls in love with Evolet
and promises that she will always be in his heart.
Several years later, the tribe is in anticipation
of a herd of woolly mammoths coming across the
land, a herd that will help the tribe survive the
winter. After the hunt goes wrong and Evolet is
captured by horseriding Arab slave traders who
raid the village, D’Leh goes after her, and
after finding other tribes that have been pillaged
and enslaved, he leads an insurrection against
the traders, now sacrificing their slaves to a
god.
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If
the above synopsis sounded strange and somewhat convoluted
and mildly stupid, you’re not far off the track.
10,000 BC attempts to be a poor man’s Apocalypto,
but doesn’t even come close to matching the mediocrity
of that film. The movie makes very little sense, in terms
of history (the tribe speaks English, but with an odd,
unidentifiable accent) or logic. In many ways, that’s
not entirely unlike the rest of Roland Emmerich’s
filmmaking career, although earlier pieces like Independence
Day and The Day After Tomorrow offered cheap, silly thrills
and lots of explosions. By comparison, 10,000 BC is long,
drawn-out and insipid, and unlike Emmerich’s earlier
films, even the special effects leave much to be desired.
The CGI saber-toothed tiger looks as though it is gliding
around on a wagon, and the less said about the mammoths,
the better. And the climax of the film, in which D’Leh
leads an army against tyrant gods, is ... well, it’s
not good. Pass.
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Vantage
Point
A Film by Pete Travis (Feature Film Directorial Debut)

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Vantage
Point follows several characters as they each experience
an assassination attempt on the President of the
United States (William Hurt) during a summit in
Spain. The event is captured multiple times with
some common threads connecting each. The primary
character is Secret Service Agent Thomas Barnes
(Dennis Quaid), fresh from an extended leave of
absence after taking a bullet for the President
in a previous assassination attempt. His partner,
Kent Taylor (Matthew Fox) has lead the charge to
get Barnes back into active service and is at his
side when the shots are fired. Forest Whitaker
plays an American tourist who is filming the event
on his digital video camera. Sigourney Weaver is
a producer for the Global News Network, stationed
just outside the plaza in a television broadcast
truck. Edgar Ramirez plays Javier, one of the conspirators
along with Suarez (Said Taghmaoui) and Veronica
(Ayelet Zurer. Enrique (Eduardo Noriega) is a police
officer charged with protecting the mayor of the
Spanish city in which the film is set. Whether
or not he is connected with the plot is unclear.
As are the motivations behind all 8 of the main
characters as the story unfolds from five separate
yet interlaced Vantage Points.
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Vantage
Point is an interesting movie that carries its main plot device
of going back in time to 12 p.m. for each of 5 separate perspectives
on the events surrounding the attempted assassination. The
first few times, this device is rather affective but then it
gets tiresome. Additionally, the threads that connect all of
the main characters and the utterly unbelievable way that some
of them cross paths throughout the film stretches even this
movie critic's ability to accept the storyline. Still, the
movie does capture your attention and there are some heart
pounding moments as gunshots and explosions disrupt several
scenes. Discovering some of the secrets through the way the
story is told is somewhat satisfying and the final payoff,
though the path to get to it may be convoluted, is actually
worth waiting for. The cast does a satisfactory job of delivering
the script and only Whitaker seemed like he did not belong
in the role for which he was cast. The action carries this
movie, that is to be sure, and the winding road that is the
script will keep you guessing as each segment ends with an "ah
hah" moment where you do not get the whole story. One
less trip back to 12 p.m. and a few less crossed paths and
Vantage Point would have elevated itself to the level of suspense
thriller classic. As it is, it is worth seeing on the big screen
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Semi-Pro
A
Film by Kent Alterman (Feature Film Directorial Debut)

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It
is 1976, the final season for the American Basketball
Association (ABA) as the league has just arranged
a merger with the National Basketball Association
(NBA). Unfortunately for Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell),
owner of the Flint Tropics, the NBA has only agreed
to take four teams from the ABA and the Tropics
aren't included. Not willing to take this one sitting
down, Jackie proposes that the top four finishers
in the league's current season should be the teams
to move over to the NBA. The ABA commissioner (David
Koechner) reluctantly agrees. Thus, the fight to
finish #4 or better begins. Jackie trades for Monix
(Woody Harrelson) who won a championship ring with
the Boston Celtics in the NBA while sitting on
the bench. His former girlfriend (Maura Tierney)
lives in Flint and he sees this as an opportunity
to rekindle their relationship. As the season wears
on, Jackie throws everything into the fight for
fourth place including cheesy gimmicks and give-aways
to fill the seats.
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Semi-Pro
has moments of brilliance but the majority of the film
is mired in Farrell-isms. The underlying story about the
demise of the ABA is actually pretty interesting and the
filmmakers did a great job re-creating the vibe, fashion
and hair of the 1970s. For those of us who remember 1976,
it was almost scary and, at times, kinda depressing. What
were we thinking? Anyway, the film could have been much
funnier. Farrell seems to be cranking out these films too
quickly without much regard for the actual quality of them.
Semi-Pro falls well short of Anchorman or Talladega Nights.
The supporting cast are alright but not even they have
great lines to work with. Only die-hard Farrell fans are
going to find this film amusing. The rest of us are going
to struggle to really enjoy our time in the theater. If
you want a trip down the 1970s memory lane, Semi-Pro is
worth a look. Otherwise, wait for it on DVD.
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No Country for Old Men
A Film by Joel and Ethan Coen (Fargo, Oh Brother
Where Art Thou?, Raising Arizona)

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A casual afternoon hunting in rural Texas for welder
Llewellyn Moss (Josh Brolin) turns into a fight for
survival after he stumbles on the remains of several
drug runners and a stash of drugs and money. Instead
of reporting what he found to the police, Moss takes
the cash and returns to his mobile home and wife
Carla Jean (Kelly Macdonald). Soon, Moss realizes
that a psychopathic killer named Anton Chigurh (Javier
Bardem) is hot on his trail, leaving nothing but
dead bodies in his wake. As Moss struggles to stay
one step ahead of Chigurh, Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy
Lee Jones) struggles with coming to terms with his
advancing years and the increasingly violent crimes
he is charged with investigating. With another hit
man (Woody Harrelson) dispatched to clean up the
mess Chigurh has created, the stage is set for a
violent convergence of these characters where few
are likely to survive.
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It
is pretty apparent after viewing No Country for Old Men
why it won the Academy Award for Best Picture less than
a month ago. It is a gripping story told with an intense
vision that at times makes one totally uncomfortable and
unnerved and at other times amused. The Coen brothers have
an unerring knack for creating incredible characters and
settings in their films. No Country is certainly no exception.
Bardem is absolutely dispassionate as he mows down practically
everyone he encounters. The only questions are usually "how
is he going to kill this person?" and "when is
he going to kill this person?" To say that Coen brother
movies are odd would be an understatement. The underlying
story of the sheriff's struggles is interesting, especially
with the fact that his investigation barely affects the
outcome of the story. I had intentionally not read much
about the film before seeing it and the plot was therefore
not what I expected and it is well played from all angles.
From Bardem to Brolin to Jones, the cast is amazing and
fitting for the characters they portray. The pacing of
the film, the calculated use of violence to tell the story
and the eary score all add to the overall ambiance of the
movie. You will walk away from No Country for Old Men looking
over your shoulder to make sure Anton isn't right behind
you.
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Fool's
Gold
A Film by Andy Tennant (Hitch, Sweet Home Alabama, Anna and the King)

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Finn
(Matthew McConaughey) is a dim-witted surfer/scuba
diver who has turned his love of the sea into a
career searching for lost treasure. His main
pursuit of the Aurelia, a Spanish galleon missing
since 1715, has cost him his boat and his wife,
the beautiful and brilliant Tess (Kate Hudson). When
he discovers a piece of a plate that belonged to
someone connected with the Aurelia, his search
and Tess' love is rekindled. The treasure
is being pursued by other interested parties as
well, lead by rapper Bigg Bunny (Kevin Hart) and
professional treasure hunter Mo Fitch (Ray Winstone). In
order to finance the adventure, Finn convinces
millionaire Nigel Honeycutt (Donald Sutherland)
to back him. Ironically enough, Honeycutt
just happens to be Tess' new boss. Filling
out the cast of characters is Honeycutt's daughter
Gemma (Alexis Dziena) and assorted sidekicks for
Bigg Bunny and the crew of the Honeycutt's yacht,
Precious Gem.
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The
pairing of McConaughey and Hudson has some potential. They
may not be Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy but they
could be the next Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase. Ironic
since Hawn is Hudson's mother. They do play well
together but Fool's Gold is less than stellar material. The
story is amusing enough but many of the characters, aside
from Finn and Tess, are a little too much like caricatures. Gemma
in particular is unnecessarily over-the-top as the spoiled
brat daughter of the millionaire. Sutherland's character
has some flashes of substance but, in general, is simply
there to solve the money problems of the operation. The
rapper and his posse as the bad guys also falls flat. They
are just punks with guns and bling. It might have
been better if Mo Fitch had been the bad guy, sneaking
in and claiming treasure discovered by others, or something
like that. Some humorous moments buoy the movie and
raise it beyond a 1 or a 2 but Fool's Gold fails to reach
the critical comedic mass to elevate it to a 4 Kernel film. We
hope that the $22 million haul it had in its first weekend
gives cause for McConaughey and Hudson to share the screen
again and perhaps with better results.
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Rambo
A Film by Sylvester Stallone (Rocky)

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John
Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) is at it again in Rambo. Set
in Thailand and Burma, Rambo has settled into a
life as a boat captain, sailing up and down the
river looking for snakes to capture and sell to
a local snake fighting business. When a group
of missionaries shows up and asked him to take
them up river to Burma, a country besieged by a
brutal civil war, he is reluctant. That is
until the attractive Sarah (Julie Benz) convinces
him that their efforts to provide aid to some of
the people targeted for ethnic cleansing might
make a difference. Soon, the missionaries
are captured by the local warlord and Rambo joins
a group of mercenaries as they try to locate them
and return them to safety.
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Rambo
is like previous outings in the series and is over-the-top
with violence. Never have so many heads, arms, legs
and other appendages been blown off during a 2 hour film. Rambo
is once again uber-macho and dispassionate about all of
the people he kills. Where the film completely fails
is to establish the missionaries as people that the audience
wants to see saved. The audience may not even care
if Rambo lives or dies. The character that engenders
the most sympathy is School Boy (Michael Marsden), one
of the mercenaries. The other mercenaries all deserve
to die. I did not care if the missionaries died. I
was not even that interested in what happened to the persecuted
people of Burma. School Boy should live, everyone
else could die and it would not affect anything. And,
no offense to the people of Burma or Thailand but this
film makes me never want to visit. Both countries
are hot and humid and it appears no one ever bathes. Not
what you would call a tourist mecca. Anyway, if you
enjoy watching people get their brains blown out or lose
a limb, you will probably enjoy Rambo. If not, it
will be a monumental waste of $8.50.
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Cloverfield
A Film by Matt Reeves (The Pallbearer)

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Cloverfield
follows the activities of a small group of friends
on what begins as a typical night in New York City
through the replaying of a video. Rob (Michael
Stahl-David) is moving to Japan and his friends
decide to throw him a surprise Going Away party. Rob's
best friend Hud (T.J. Miller), his brother Jason
(Mike Vogel) and his brother's girlfriend
Lily (Jessica Lucas) are the main party planners. As
the party gets going, Hud begins to document it
by using a video camera. When friend turned
potential girlfriend Beth (Odette Yustman) shows
up with another guy, Rob's enthusiasm tanks. Just
as he starts sorting out his feelings about this
turn of events, the night is disrupted by an attack
on the city by an unknown monster. As the
party-goers flee the building and head out into
the street, the video camera continues to roll,
following Rob, Lily, Jason and Hud as they try
to determine what is happening and searching for
missing friends.
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Cloverfield
could have turned into one of the hokiest movies of all
time but the way it was shot, using the jittery hand-held
video camera, is highly effective. Sure, the monster
is kind of lame (who wasn't hoping it would actually turn
out to be Godzilla?) but the action is well scripted and
acted. And, the director does an excellent job of
not showing you everything. The video from the hand-held
camera looks like the videos you see on America's Funniest
Home Videos (AFV). In fact, this video looks less
scripted than most of the AFV videos do. At times,
you are looking at ceiling tiles, floor tiles or the underside
of a table. Besides odd camera angles, you are also
treated to poor lighting, poor audio and poor cuts between
scenes, just like the videos your dad always took of you
as a kid. And the dialogue comes across as very conversational
and not very scripted at all. Kudos on the effectiveness
of the format. While the monster was not all that
interesting to this reviewer and certain other aspects
of the story were less effective than perhaps one might
have hoped, Cloverfield is an entertaining science fiction
movie with a twist. Is it better than most science
fiction monster movies? Well, it certainly bested
the Godzilla remake of a few years ago. Though that's
not saying much.
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27
Dresses
A Film by Anne Fletcher (Step Up)

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Jane
(Katherine Heigl) is your average 30-something
single female in New York. She works hard,
loves her family and enjoys her weekends. Still,
Jane has a secret which only she and her best friend
Casey (Judy Greer) know. Jane has been a
bridesmaid 27 times. Perhaps even Casey is
unaware that Jane has kept all 27 Dresses. Let's
face it: Jane loves weddings and loves helping
friends plan their weddings. She just hasn't
found the right guy to walk down the aisle with
herself. Well, she actually has. Her
boss, George (Edward Burns) is the love of her
life. At least until her sister Tess (Malin
Akerman) shows up in town and sweeps the handsome
George off his feet. In the meantime, Jane
is confronted with a reporter in the person of
Kevin (James Marsden) who she finds to be an annoyance
as she tries to figure out how to get through her
sister's engagement and wedding to the man she
(i.e. Jane) loves.
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27
Dresses is definitely a film that will have terrific appeal
to the women in the audience and quite a few of the men
will be amused enough to go to this film on a date. Heigl
is charming as the love-struck heroine, desperately trying
to make everyone happy except herself. Greer is stupendous
as the wise-cracking best friend who only goes to the weddings
to bed handsome groomsmen. The chemistry between
Heigl and Marsden definitely works, especially when he
is pushing her buttons and better yet as their feelings
for one another develop. The rest of the cast is
effective and there are some very funny moments. Just
looking at the 27 hideous dresses that Jane has hidden
in her overstuffed closet is amusement enough. The
jokes certainly do not come at you a mile-a-minute but
that's not the type of film this is. 27 Dresses is
a romantic comedy, after all, and the two lead actors are
well suited for this movie genre. Marsden is definitely
out of the shadow of Cyclops here. Not an Oscar winning
film but the story, the writing and the acting certainly
provide for a nice escape on a cold winter night.
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The
Bucket List
A Film by Rob Reiner (Princess Bride, The American President, When Harry
Met Sally, A Few Good Men)

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When
thrown together in a shared hospital room, billionaire
Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson) and mechanic Carter
Chambers (Morgan Freeman) find they have more in
common than their ailment. They both have
lived relatively full lives but have a laundry
list of things they want to do before kicking the
bucket. Hence, the generation of The Bucket
List. One small piece of yellow paper takes
these two gentlemen, each with less than a year
to live, on the adventure of a lifetime. Carter's
wife Virginia (Beverly Todd) is less than accepting
of their plans, especially knowing how few days
she has left with her husband of 45 years. Edward
and Carter are joined on their journey by Edward's
tortured assistant Thomas (Sean Hayes). Along
the way, each discovers something about themselves
and each other. Their brief friendship has
a profound effect on their remaining days and makes
their final chapter far different than could have
been expected.
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The
Bucket List is an inspiring tale told by one talented director
and two extremely talented actors, among others. The
reunion of Reiner and Nicholson (previously working together
on A Few Good Men) with the addition of Freeman is a mixture
destined to succeed. And the result proves that sometimes
you just cannot fight destiny. Freeman and Nicholson
give outstanding performances, exhibiting the full range
of emotions while infusing the audience with the same. These
two certainly could be friends in real life. The
film begins a little slow but necessarily so to establish
the characters, giving us some background information and
making the audience understand the way it feels to be confined
to a hospital bed for an extended period of time going
through treatment for cancer. From the depressing
hospital room, our pair goes to such locales as Cairo and
the Himalayas before finishing their journey. The
only unfortunate thing about the movie is that some of
the scenes are obviously done against a green screen and
our two aging actors are not really driving hot rods on
a California racetrack, for example. And that's a
shame as it distracts from an otherwise exemplary cinematic
experience. Does it cost the movie a kernel? You
will have to judge if we made the right call but we just
couldn't hold it against them
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Charlie
Wilson's War
A Film by Mike Nichols
(Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Graduate, Silkwood, Working Girl,
Primary Colors)

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Charlie
Wilson's War is based on the book by George Crile
about a congressman, a rogue CIA agent and a Texas
millionaire and how they ended the Cold War. Charlie
Wilson (Tom Hanks) represents the Second District
of Texas in the US Congress during the early 1980s.
He is a philanderer and drunk but, when confronted
with the horror of Soviet activities in Afghanistan
following their invasion, he finds something on
which to focus his energies. With a position on
the subcommittee in control of the CIA's covert
operations budget, Wilson is in a position to expand
funding to the Afghanistan rebels fighting the
Soviet Union. With this knowledge, long-time supporter
Joanne Herring (Julia Roberts) uses her connections
to arrange a meeting between Wilson and the President
of Pakistan. From there, Wilson, along with CIA
Agent Gust Avrakotos (Philip Seymour Hoffman),
arrange for arms and heavy machinery from Israel
and Egypt along with funding from Saudi Arabia
to augment the funds from the US Congress, all
in an effort to defeat the Soviets without anyone
knowing the United States backed the war to such
a large extent. In between, Wilson must face an
ethics investigation due to his alleged use of
illegal drugs.
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With
a director like Nichols, a script by Aaron Sorkin and a
cast that includes Academy Award winners Hanks, Roberts
and Hoffman, the success of Charlie Wilson's War was practically
assured. And, it does not disappoint. As with his other
outings, Sorkin's script is chock full of wit, wisdom and
political insight. Hanks plays the drinking, womanizing
Wilson with a level of enjoyment that is visible in each
scene. He and Hoffman are a force when they appear on screen
together with some spirited interchanges that will have
your head spinning. Roberts probably has the least intriguing
role but she makes something out of it, playing up her
character's status in society through her attitude and
appearance. Though Wilson is a flawed individual, it is
gratifying watching him (via Hanks' portrayal) work the
halls of Congress and world leaders to assure victory for
Afghanistan and the first defeat of the mighty Soviet army.
Their loss at the hands of the Afghanistan fighters marked
a turning point and, according to the film, lead to the
downfall of the Soviet Union and Communism in the region.
Charlie Wilson's War is a film that fans of the cast and
crew will enjoy and will appeal to those of us who are
fascinated with history and politics. There are few if
any flaws with this film.
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National
Treasure: Book of Secrets
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A Film by Jon Turteltaub (National Treasure, Instinct, Cool
Runnings)

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In
the follow-up to the highly successful National
Treasure, historian and treasure hunter Ben Gates
(Nicolas Cage) along with his loyal sidekick Riley
Poole (Justin Bartha), on-again/off-again girlfriend
Abigail Chase (Diane
Kruger) and father Patrick Gates (Jon Voight) are
at it again, this time in search of proof that
Ben's great-great grandfather Thomas was not a
conspirator involved in the assassination of President
Abraham Lincoln. When a partial page from the diary
of John Wilkes Booth surfaces, it indicates that
Thomas was a part of the plot to assassinate Lincoln.
It is brought forward by Jeb Wilkinson (Ed Harris),
whose ancestors were insignificant supporters of
the Confederacy. The search for the truth takes
Ben and crew to Paris, London, Washington, D.C.
and the Black Hills of South Dakota. Not only will
the secrets of the conspiracy be revealed but a
treasure that rivals the National Treasure which
gave the Gates family their notoriety in the first
place.
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National
Treasure: Book of Secrets does not quite live up to the
hype nor the quality of the first film. All the same primary
characters are back with the exception of the bad guy from
National Treasure and much of the chemistry is still there
but the story is lacking. The film begins strong enough
with the set-up about how Thomas Gates may or may not have
been involved in the assassination of Lincoln but it quickly
digresses into just another treasure hunt which strains
the imagination about how it connects to the search to
exonerate Ben's great-great grandfather. The exotic locales,
action sequences and character interaction are as entertaining
as National Treasure so it may be enough to distract most
viewers from the many holes in the plot. And, while this
movie does not live up to expectations, the not-so-subtle
hints at what will be the basis of National Treasure 3
has this reviewer ready to shell out the admission fee
again to see the National Treasure cast reunite for yet
another fun ride through history.
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I
Am Legend
- A Film by Francis Lawrence (Constantine)

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Will
Smith stars in I Am Legend, an apocalyptic tale
set in New York in the year 2012. Robert Neville
(Smith) is a brilliant scientist and apparently
the last human on Earth who is unaffected by a
plague that has ravaged the planet. As he struggles
to discover a cure for the disease, he has to avoid
the zombie-like creatures who used the remaining
12 million immune humans as food. For three years,
Neville has searched the vacant city during daylight
hours to find food as well as groups of mutants
whom he can use as guinea pigs for his various
vaccines. He has imaginary friends in the form
of mannequins which he has placed in various locations
across the city. The plague against which he fights
was created by a doctor (Emma Thompson) as a cure
for cancer. Over time, those "cured" began
to show symptoms similar to rabies. Neville became
one of the scientists enlisted to eradicate the
plague prior to it taking full effect and he now
feels responsible for continuing the search for
a cure. If he can find a cure, he may be able to
bring those affected back to health and restore
some semblance of civilization to the world.
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Am Legend is a tense, futuristic science fiction movie
that will keep you on the edge of your seat while, at the
same time, creating a real sense of how isolated you would
feel if you were the last remaining human. There have been
plenty of apocalyptic movies such as this but I Am Legend
is better than most. The way Smith interacts with his faithful
canine, wanders the city with a sense of purpose and has
lost an ability to interact with other people is convincing.
The Fresh Prince has come quite along way and his foray
into action adventure thrillers has been great. I Am Legend
continues his transformation into an action star, and is
similar to I Robot. Though not a great film, I Am Legend
is a satisfying escape. The flashbacks which tell the back
story help fill in a number of the blanks but still leave
plenty of gaps. The ending is fitting and leaves something
to the imagination about what may happen after the conclusion.
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The
Golden Compass
- A Film by Chris Weitz (About a Boy)

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In
a world with witches, ice bears and daemons, a
young girl named Lyra
(Dakota Blue Richards) holds the key to preventing
a group known as the Magisterium
from controlling all of humanity. That key is
The Golden Compass and Lyra is perhaps the only person
that can read it. You see, if you can read The Golden
Compass, you can learn the truth, see what others
wish to hide and potentially change future events.
Lyra lives at Jordan College with her uncle, Lord
Asriel (Daniel Craig), and her daemon, Pan (voiced
by Freddie Highmore). For months, children have been
disappearing, being taken by Goblers, never to be
seen again. When Lord Asriel embarks on a journey
to the Arctic Circle to uncover the truth about a
mysterious substance known as Dust, which the Magisterium
is desperate to keep secret, and her best friends
disappear, Lyra goes with the equally mysterious
Mrs. Coulter (Nicole Kidman) and quickly learns that
she is not who she claims to be. Lyra escapes with
the aid of the Gyptians and with them forms an alliance
which includes the witches lead by Serafina Pekkala
(Eva Green), the ice bears lead by Iorek Byrnison
(voiced by Ian McKellen) and a Texas airman (Sam
Elliott). As they search for the missing children,
they must travel by land, sea and air to the icy
north. A war is brewing and the battle for their
world and parallel worlds supposedly accessible via
this Dust will take them to places they have only
imagined.
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Golden Compass is a visually interesting film full of mystery,
intriguing characters, exotic locales and strange machines.
Dakota Blue Richards holds her own among some powerful adult
actors such as Craig and Kidman. The story is certainly unique
but the complicated nature of the multi-layered plotlines gives
it a jumbled feel and, as a movie-goer, I felt as if I had
missed several bits of vital information. It is almost as if
the viewer walked into the middle of a movie trilogy. The interlaced
plotlines never really come together but that is to be expected
since this is the first of three adaptations of the book series.
And, yes, that means you can expect that you will be left hanging
at the end of the film. The story ends at a point that makes
some sense but it does leave the audience wondering if the
movie is actually over right before the credits roll. As with
other movie trilogies, we may have to hold final judgment until
the series concludes but, for now, The Golden Compass leaves
something to be desired. Perhaps those who read the books will
have a greater appreciation for the big screen adaptation.
As someone who has not, The Golden Compass did not live up
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August
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- A Film by Kirsten Sheridan (Disco Pigs)

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August
Rush is the story of Evan Taylor (Freddie Highmore),
a musically gifted orphan who hears the
sounds of the world differently than others. He holds
out hope that his parents will come for him one day,
never believing that they did not want him. His parents,
it turns out, are talented musicians in their own
right. His mother, Lyla (Keri Russell), is an accomplished
cellist and her father, Louis (Jonathan Rhys Meyers),
is an Irish rock star. Their one night affair took
place twelve years earlier on a rooftop in New York,
all set to a rendition of "Moondance" by
a street musician. They instantly fall in love and
Lyla's father (William Sadler) makes sure that this
one night stand is all there will be, fearing that
their intense feelings will destroy Lyla's budding
career. Knowing in his heart that he will find his
parents if he follows the music, Evan runs away from
the orphanage and begins his search. Upon arriving
in New York, he meets Wizard (Robin Williams), an "agent" for
several child street musicians. When Evan begins
playing a guitar, Wizard quickly realizes how talented
he is and he reinvents him as August Rush, knowing
that someone will be searching for him. Will Evan
find his parents? Only time will tell.
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August
Rush is a feel good movie that will have you wondering what
will happen and entertained at every turn. That is, of course,
if you can suspend your disbelief
at some of the unbelievable coincidences and situations. Freddie Highmore, the
actor who played Peter in Finding Neverland and should have been nominated for
and won an Academy Award for that performance, turns in another inspired portrayal
here as the talented orphan. Russell and Meyers are believable as the star crossed
lovers, though they really did not age much from the early scenes of their first
meeting to the end of the film, which is supposed to be 12 years later. The thing
that really grabs you is the way that everyday sounds take on special meaning
and significance, not just to Evan but to the audience as well. The music that
pervades the entire movie keeps it lively and entertaining. You will be tapping
your feet and smiling from start to finish. August Rush will get some notice
but it will be held back by some of the implausibility of the script and some
middle-of-the-road performances. Still, it is an enjoyable ride with a tidy payoff
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Beowulf
- A Film by Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future Trilogy,
Forrest Gump, Cast Away)

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Based
on the English Literature classic, Beowulf begins
with a kingdom under siege by a demon known
as Grendel (Crispin Glover). King Hrothgar (Anthony
Hopkins) therefore puts out a call to any man brave
enough to confront the creature and rid his kingdom
of its fear. Soon, Beowulf (Ray Winstone) arrives
from across the sea with tales of heroic acts. He
is a larger than life warrior who quickly catches
the eye of the King's young wife (Robin Wright Penn),
the faith of the King and the ire of Unferth (John
Malkovich), the King's trusted advisor. It does not
take long for the demon to reappear and Beowulf quickly
dispenses with him, only to learn that Grendel's
mother (Angelina Jolie) survives and seeks revenge.
He wastes no time in seeking her out and returns
with tales of slaying the witch. Not having a legitimate
male heir of his own, King Hrothgar names Beowulf
as his successor and shortly thereafter perishes.
Beowulf becomes King, gaining control of the kingdom
and the hand of the Queen. Still, he is haunted by
his encounter with Grendel's mother and it eventually
leads to his downfall.
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Beowulf
is described by its own website as a "digitally enhanced
live-action" movie. How much is real and how much
is Memorex is a good question. The movie is primarily digital,
it would seem, with the characters "drawn" to
resemble the cast members, save for Crispin Glover unless
he's had a really bad case of acne and suffered through
the recent fires in San Diego. Jolie is probably the most
realistic of them all. The scenery is fantastic and incredibly
realistic. The humans and other living things are less
effective but none-the-less a cinematic leap forward. The
classic tale is adapted rather effectively for the big
screen by Neil Gaiman who has struggled to get the film
made for about a decade. We wish we could have seen Beowulf
in IMAX or Digital 3D, for which the filmmakers intend
it to be seen. Still, the film is an interesting experiment
based on a classic piece of literature. It moves at a fairly
brisk pace but does have a few ho-hum moments. Additionally,
Grendel is incredibly difficult to understand as our some
of the other lines throughout the film. Not a bad film
but we left the theater in agreement that it was not great.
If Beowulf does nothing else, it will remind you of those
long days in English Lit when you got to analyze the original
work for all its symbolism and meaning. This is a movie,
sit back and relax. There won't be a test at the end.
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Fred
Claus
- A Film by David Dobkin (Wedding Crashers, Shanghai Knights)

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Being
a sibling is not always easy but for Fred Claus
(Vince Vaughn) it's more painful than for most. See,
Fred's brother Nick is none other than the man we
all know as Santa Claus (Paul Giamatti). From the
moment he was born, Nick was his mother's (Kathy
Bates) favorite and Fred, as the older brother, became
bitter and resentful. Living in Chicago, Fred has
a girlfriend (Rachel Weisz as Wanda) and several
get-rich schemes. Upon getting arrested, Fred is
forced to call his do-good brother to get a loan
to make bail. Nick insists on Fred coming to the
North Pole to help him get ready for Christmas as
a way to earn the money. His arrival coincides with
that of Clyde (Kevin Spacey), an efficiency expert
who is sent by the "board" to evaluate
Santa and file a report on his operation. If quotas
are not met, Santa could lose his job. Will Fred
be naughty or nice? You won't know until the final
credits roll.
Fred
Claus came with the hope of being the next in a
long line of holiday comedy classics
but falls
far short of achieving that goal. Unlike recent
classics like Elf, Fred Claus lacks a lot of great
comedic
moments. Vince Vaughn is still Vince Vaughn. He
inhabits every character with the same attitude
and line delivery
as he always does. The original concept held a
lot of promise but it was wasted through poor script
writing. Willie (John Michael Higgins) is pretty
much just annoying. The few bright spots are Kathy
Bates as Fred and Nick's mother, Elizabeth Banks
for her cleavage and cameos by some famous siblings
in what is the funniest scene in the film. Giamatti
has a few moments as Santa but Weisz is given little
to work with here. This is one holiday movie you
won't be seeing shown for 24 hours straight on
TNT
anytime soon. In fact, it's difficult to recommend
it in the theater or on video unless you are a
real die-hard Vince Vaughn fan. Rent Elf, National
Lampoon's
Christmas Vacation or, better yet, A Christmas
Story if you want a good laugh this holiday season.
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The
Final Season
- A Film by David M. Evans(Radio Flyer, The Sandlot)

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We
have not seen it yet, but we thought you should
know about it... So here's the scoop on the movie
from the Internet Movie Database... The Final Season
is the true story of Kent Stock, played by Sean
Astin, who in the early 90's, gives up a job and
ditches his wedding plans to take over as head
coach as the Norway High School baseball team.
Kent must win over his players and convince them
and himself that he can fill their former coach's
shoes and that they can go out winners. In the
summer of 1991 Norway High's baseball tradition
ended on a triumphant but sombre note.
Tradition
in Norway, Iowa, can be summed up in one word,
baseball. In the small Midwestern town, population
586, baseball is a legacy passed father to son,
generation to generation. The Norway high school
team is no stranger to overcoming the odds, to
playing "David" to the State's much larger
schools' "Goliath." When the 1990 team,
lead by Coach Jim Van Scoyoc, wins its 19th State
Championship in 23 years, it is almost expected.
The unexpected comes when bureaucracy intervenes
to merge Norway into a larger school, and petty
jealousies conspire
to rob Norway of its heritage and a 20th State
Championship. The legendary coach is fired and
replaced with his 24-year-old, one-season assistant
coach, Kent Stock -- a move designed to insure
the team's failure. "THE FINAL SEASON" tells
the true story of an underdog coach and team who
despite tradition have been written off not only
by their rivals but also by those closest to them,
the town. Can they find the faith in themselves,
and the faith in each other, to make it to one
final championship game -- and the chance for redemption?
This
movies was filmed right here in Iowa and stars
Sean Astin, Rachael Leigh Cook, Tom Arnold, and
more. It promised to be another straw in hat
of Iowa film
making. The movie opens Friday, October 12th at Star Cinema, Carmike Cinema
Center 8 and the avalon Theater in Platteville.
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Good
Luck Chuck
- A Film by Mark Helfrich (Rush Hour 3, X-Men: The Last Stand)
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Charlie
Logan (Dane Cook) has had girlfriends come and
go but he's never felt strongly enough about
any of them to tell them he loves them. When
it suddenly dawns on him that all of his ex-girlfriends
married the next guy they dated, he realizes
that he has a gift. He is Good Luck Chuck. Overnight,
women start stopping by his dental office, hoping
to bed Chuck so they can move on to the next
guy and find true love. At the insistence of
his best friend, Stu (Dan Fogler), Chuck takes
advantage of the situation and sleeps with as
many of these women as possible. Unfortunately,
along the way he meets the women of his dreams,
Cam (Jessica Alba), who takes care of the penguins
at a local aquarium and is extremely clumsy.
Fearing that Cam will fall in love with someone
else after he sleeps with her, Chuck tries to
avoid doing the act and then, once it happens,
tries everything to win Cam's heart.
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Good
Luck Chuck was a let-down for this reviewer. Dane Cook
has been receiving a lot of attention lately (including
being the on-air promoter for Major League Baseball's playoffs)
but really did not live up to the hype in this film. Jessica
Alba actually generated more amusement with her clutzy
penguin loving Cam. Adding to the comedic timing is Fogler
as Stu, the completely breast obsessed plastic surgeon.
Sophomoric to the extreme at times, Good Luck Chuck just
isn't that funny. Additionally, the previews that we saw
over the past few months were misleading as to what the
plot of this film is. Perhaps the studio realized that
the best parts of the film surrounded Alba and Fogler and
focused less on Cook's character. Of course, for all those
testosterone driven males out there, the film includes
plenty of nudity, especially with Chuck bedding every female
in town and Stu being a plastic surgeon. Good Luck Chuck
is definitely a rental. And, for the testosterone driven
males out there, then you can pause the video or DVD. Think
about it. Just don't expect a lot of belly laughs during
this one.
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3:10
to Yuma
A Film by James Mangold (Walk the Line)
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Set
in Arizona in the late 1800s, 3:10 to Yuma is
a modern version of the classic western of the
same name. Outlaw Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) and
his infamous band of thieves and murderers is
wreaking havoc for the advancing Southern Railroad,
stealing their payroll and putting up roadblocks
at every turn. When Wade is captured in Bisbee,
Civil War veteran turned rancher, Dan Evans (Christian
Bale), volunteers to assist in transporting Wade
from Bisbee to a neighboring town where he will
be placed on the 3:10 train to the prison in
Yuma. There, he is to be hanged the following
morning. As they cross the drought stricken terrain,
Wade and Evans come to earn the respect of the
other, all while being chased by Wade's band
of marauders, Native Americans and Evan's son,
who has never respected his father.
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As
other critics have pointed out, 3:10 to Yuma is probably
the best western since Unforgiven and follows on the heels
of another recent modern western, Open Range, in being
true to the genre but with a level of action that will
keep the interest of today's movie-going audience. The
pairing of Crowe and Bale is at the heart of the story
and drives the film from start to finish. The remaining
cast filters in and out of the action as needed, providing
the perfect ensemble around our two stars. The gritty Peter
Fonda is effective as the grizzly Pinkerton guard, Ben
Foster plays the psychotic Charlie Prince to great effect,
and Logan Lerman brings Evans' teenage son William to life.
As with most westerns, tons of gunfire leave the audience
in doubt as to who will live and die, right up to the final
scene. And, as with the most successful movies of the genre,
3:10 to Yuma does not disappoint as the action comes to
a fitting and profound end when the train whistle blows
and the 3:10 train to Yuma lurches forward down the tracks.
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The
365 Popcorn Scale!
We
rate the movies on a five kernel scale. Five unpopped kernels
means the movie was a real stinker, we're talking "The Avengers" or "Rollerball" bad.
Five popped kernels means we loved it. This may not meak we have
a Citizen Kane on our hands but it does mean we came out of the
theater thinking that we got everything we hoped for from this
film and maybe even more. We may give a lot of movies five kernels
if we feel they live up to our loose standards of a great movie.
Read below for our definitions of each popper kernel designation. Click
to return to the top of this page!
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